1. What do you call the piece that sticks up on a car's trunk? A "squeeler".
2. What do you call the crustacean that makes it's home in a seashell? A "crap".
3. What's red, white. and blue? The "Canmerican" flag.
4. hasmooliacan devil - Tasmanian Devil
5. bazzonia - lasagna
6. church book - Bible
7. and a funny: "Ouch! Your leg has sharpie things. They hurt me!"