tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post5279998996611563958..comments2023-11-02T10:13:04.489-04:00Comments on Heather's Hodgepodge: Questions a 10-Year Old Would AskHeatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00172636187611286057noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-76335134427594782602007-10-02T13:27:00.000-04:002007-10-02T13:27:00.000-04:00this is lyndsay...1. I have very fond memories of ...this is lyndsay...<BR/>1. I have very fond memories of both- 6th was so carefree before the pressures of "youth group" and school outside the home, 9th was my first year at Evergreen where I discovered my Queenly status.<BR/>2. At the top- I would just throw the cereal away.<BR/>3. clean! I could improvise<BR/>4. yikes, top I guess<BR/>5. well, I almost said halitosis but the dictionary said "fetid breath" and that sounds terrible. So I would take B.O.<BR/>6. Dog's dish!!! No competition. Josh, you're gross.<BR/>7. arm<BR/>8. cold<BR/>9. head gear<BR/>10. Dixie<BR/>11. I think I'd go with human hygiene. I guess it's obvious now that Josh and I have different views on gross stuff.<BR/>12. Tourette's. I already have a form of this disease.<BR/>13. homeless! <BR/>14. I agree with Leah<BR/>to Josh's- blind painter. I agree with Heather on that subject.Josh H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15650913001766522892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-75756319288251355192007-10-02T00:16:00.000-04:002007-10-02T00:16:00.000-04:001. I was gonna say 6th, because 9th grade is of th...1. I was gonna say 6th, because 9th grade is of the devil, but my own 6th grade year was horrible and I was homeschooled in 9th. So, 9th.<BR/>2. Whole on top, for sure.<BR/>3. I like toilet paper. I can cover the seat with it. Also, this bathroom is more likely to have SOAP.<BR/>4. Bottom end. I'm with Renee on "sympathy vomiting." <BR/>5. Halitosis. I could stand back, chew gum, etc.<BR/>6. Dog dish. Aren't their mouths supposed to be clean?<BR/>7. Broken arm.<BR/>8. The spit would be okay if it didn't land on me.<BR/>9.Headgear. I always thought it looked cool and used to put headbands in front of my mouth as a kid.<BR/>10. Dixie, of course.<BR/>11. Can't I choose between the pestilence? Roaches would be plenty.<BR/>12. Alopecia. Then I could have all kinds of crazy wigs.<BR/>13. Homeless.<BR/>14. The tatoo parlor would be fascinating, the halfway house scary.Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924208089787017573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-87255081537092293672007-10-01T20:45:00.000-04:002007-10-01T20:45:00.000-04:0012. I misspelled it also - Tourette's12. I misspelled it also - Tourette'sRenee Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439857793554640854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-84243881391166745212007-10-01T20:42:00.001-04:002007-10-01T20:42:00.001-04:00Are you sure these are questions a 10 year old wou...Are you sure these are questions a 10 year old would ask? I must be getting dumber! I had to look up the meaning of a couple of those words myself!<BR/>1. The 6th - my last wonderful year of elementary school!<BR/>2. A live one on top would gross me out, but at least I wouldn't have nightmares about what I had just eaten if I found it at the bottom!<BR/>3. Definitely a clean one regardless of the toilet paper - it's possible to drip dry!<BR/>4. Bottom end! As a mother of little ones I'm used to that smell, but smelling vomit makes me feel like joining it. Yuck.<BR/>5. Halitosis - I can keep my mouth closed.<BR/>6. A clean toilet<BR/>7. 1 broken arm (preferably my left) <BR/>8. Cold germs are less scary than the germs in some people's saliva.<BR/>9. Head gear<BR/>10. Dixie<BR/>11. That's tough - they can both carry extremely nasty and dangerous diseases. <BR/>12. Do you mean turrets? I guess alopecia - I could always wear a nice wig!<BR/>13. Homeless<BR/>14. The tatoo parlorRenee Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439857793554640854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-9834228201497540862007-10-01T20:42:00.000-04:002007-10-01T20:42:00.000-04:001) Sixth. I miss recess.2) This question will give...1) Sixth. I miss recess.<BR/><BR/>2) This question will give me nightmares. Definitely would prefer a live roach at the top. The alternative would mean I'd have <B>eaten</B> half of a roach! I'm going to be sick...<BR/><BR/>3) Neither, I'll hold it.<BR/><BR/>4) Neither, I'll hire a nanny.<BR/><BR/>5) Halitosis - it's why God invented mouth wash.<BR/><BR/>6) Neither, I prefer Coke Zero out of a bottle.<BR/><BR/>7) Legs. That way I can keep updating my blog.<BR/><BR/>8) Neither, I'd prefer just to have the waitress fired.<BR/><BR/>9) Since I've experienced the former as a child, I vote for the latter.<BR/><BR/>10) I'm all about the rap. Gangsta for life!<BR/><BR/>11) Human hygiene. See #2 above.<BR/><BR/>12) Teretz for sure. It seems like such a fun ailment!<BR/><BR/>13) That depends...does homeless imply I would also be poor? If no, I could easily remedy the situation by renting a hotel room.<BR/><BR/>14) Ex-cons for sure. They fear me.Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02974725008121122580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-30899171268592309492007-10-01T15:02:00.000-04:002007-10-01T15:02:00.000-04:00Being a deaf musician seemed to work out pretty we...Being a deaf musician seemed to work out pretty well for Beethoven, although he started off being able to hear. Judging by today's modern art, I can't see blindness stopping me from becoming fabulously successful if I did paint.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00172636187611286057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8707333186803278314.post-82679964263640142702007-09-30T19:30:00.000-04:002007-09-30T19:30:00.000-04:001. definitely 9th2. 1/2 at the bottom3. clean, if ...1. definitely 9th<BR/>2. 1/2 at the bottom<BR/>3. clean, if they are paper towels<BR/>4. bottom-that way something catches it when it happens.<BR/>5.halitosis and a pack of gum<BR/>6. clean toilet<BR/>7. 1 broken arm by far<BR/>8. cold-people with colds usually take precautions to not get their germs on others<BR/>9. head gear--that would end eventually.<BR/>10. Are you kidding? The Dukes of Hazzard were my fav show as a kid!<BR/>11. rats, roaches and rodents. Humans are just nastier somehow<BR/>12. the first one--what do you mean "dumb it down a bit"? I've had to look up two words in the dictionary while reading this!<BR/>13. homeless<BR/>14. not much difference huh? I'll take the tatoo parlor.<BR/><BR/>Here's another one:<BR/>Would you rather be a deaf musician or a blind painter?Josh H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15650913001766522892noreply@blogger.com